Well, the answer to your last question is that I have a natural talent for cuteness (and BS apparently : P) In regards to your first two questions, the answer is quite simple:
A Yoko has been discovered at TehBias! She is more commonly known by this name:
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
I remember the days of frantic racing for gems in Marble Blast, the sweet sound of sniping in GRAW, the joyous roar of crushing metal in Burnout Revenge. Alas, this is no more! Oblivion Yoko has taken the once irreplaceable nights of trash talk and team kills and turned them into isolated hours of dungeon looting, house decorating and potion making. Why has this happened? Where are the long nights of the bleary eyed Predator chases, the owning of Deathmatches and the destruction of vehicles sponsored by Hardee's? They are...no more...Thanks a lot Bethesda!
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ICandee
